Thursday, July 12, 2007

Emperor (not King), a sweater & sushi

Best. Lawyer bio. Ever. Under awards, Kevin notes that he was Oakwood Elementary School's "Boy of the Year".

Kevin, a Shareholder practicing in Otten Johnson's real estate group, was raised by penguins following a childhood boating accident. He graduated magna cum laude from Colby College, where he learned that not all issues can be reduced to black or white. He received his law degree from Boston University, which he attended on a full football scholarship through an administrative error. Thereafter, he worked for four years as an associate at a large law firm in New York, where he once rode an elevator to the top of the Empire State Building. He lectures frequently to his children on a variety of subjects. He enjoys swimming and fishing, despite the painful memories.
[Thanks to Jim for this gem.]

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