Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Trio of health care articles

(1) Hospitals Look to Nuclear Tool to Fight Cancer

There is a new nuclear arms race under way — in hospitals.

In Loma Linda Medical Center's fixed beam treatment room, where brain and eye tumors are treated, a machine is readied for a patient. The patient's head will be immobilized by the mask at left.

Medical centers are rushing to turn nuclear particle accelerators, formerly used only for exotic physics research, into the latest weapons against cancer.

Some experts say the push reflects the best and worst of the nation’s market-based health care system, which tends to pursue the latest, most expensive treatments — without much evidence of improved health — even as soaring costs add to the nation’s economic burden.

(2) Finding Alzheimer’s Before a Mind Fails

Ms. Kerley is part of an ambitious new scientific effort to find ways to detect Alzheimer’s disease at the earliest possible moment. Although the disease may seem like a calamity that strikes suddenly in old age, scientists now think it begins long before the mind fails.

“Alzheimer’s disease may be a chronic condition in which changes begin in midlife or even earlier,” said Dr. John C. Morris, director of the Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center at Washington University in St. Louis, where Ms. Kerley volunteers for studies.

But currently, the diagnosis is not made until symptoms develop, and by then it may already be too late to rescue the brain. Drugs now in use temporarily ease symptoms for some, but cannot halt the underlying disease.

Many scientists believe the best hope of progress, maybe the only hope, lies in detecting the disease early and devising treatments to stop it before brain damage becomes extensive. Better still, they would like to intervene even sooner, by identifying risk factors and treating people preventively — the same strategy that has markedly lowered death rates from heart disease, stroke and some cancers.

So far, Alzheimer’s has been unyielding. But research now under way may start answering major questions about when the disease begins and how best to fight it.

(3) Medicare Private Plan Abuses

Heavily subsidized private Medicare plans are continuing to prey on elderly Americans despite state, federal and industry efforts to stop them. It is yet another reason to rein in these operations by eliminating their unjustified subsidies.

These plans are a financial drag on Medicare as the government pays them about 12 percent more, on average, than the same services would cost in the traditional Medicare program. All too often, the private plans are an ethical horror as well. . . .
[U]nscrupulous insurance agents have tricked people into dropping traditional Medicare coverage and enrolling instead in private plans that do not meet their needs. Agents typically receive $350 to $600 for each patient they enroll in a private plan. Some try to boost sales by pretending to be Medicare officials, forging signatures or hiding the fact that a patient’s doctor will not be part of the private plan. Others barge into homes and use high-pressure tactics to push poor, semiliterate people into a private plan.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Colbert's NY Times Op-ed

I Am an Op-Ed Columnist (And So Can You!)

I’d like to thank Maureen Dowd for permitting/begging me to write her column today. As I type this, she’s watching from an overstuffed divan, petting her prize Abyssinian and sipping a Dirty Cosmotinijito. Which reminds me: Before I get started, I have to take care of one other bit of business:

Bad things are happening in countries you shouldn’t have to think about. It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.

There. Now I’ve written Frank Rich’s column too.
And it goes on. Genius. And also, before ending this post, Colbert's fantastic Fresh Air interview from last week:
Colbert Builds 'Report' with Viewers, Readers

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Happy Birthday Google!

The one website most responsible for the explosion of growth for the Internet over the last decade turns 9 today. They "do no evil", advocate for openness and transparency on the Internet, push for an interpretation of IP law that will allow for improved development and greater exploitation of future Internet tools and information aggregation, and continue to innovate, pushing their competitors to improve.

I remember the first time I used Google. I'd been a Yahoo! search user, but always felt that limited and frustrated when I attempted to search for something. At my dot-com job one day I became frustrated when unable to find an answer to a simple coding question. My co-worker, a skilled programmer by day and drummer by night, saw what I was doing and said "Worst!" - his catch phrase. "Man, why are you using Yahoo? Try Google. I just heard about it for a buddy, and I ain't goin' back."

I entered w-w-w-.-g-o-o-g-l-e-.-c-o-m into my fancy, new, IE-whoopin' Netscape browser. The logo, a search box, and a plain white background appeared on my screen. I typed in the same search I'd tried earlier. Google returned a plain, clean list of results. I clicked on the first one and had my answer. Game over.

Sure, people have concerns about the data they collect from users, but so long as they stick with their Mission, we'll all be alright. And Google will continue to improve. My birthday was yesterday. C's birthday is Sunday. Good to know that we're bookends to the endless repository of information named Google. Happy Birthday!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

MF Doom: Don't look behind The Mask?


MF Doom is one of my favorite rappers. His beats are sick. His rhymes are clear, clever, intelligent. He raps with style and technique. He speaks on real life with wit, charm and a smirk. He always references comic books, cartoons and events from our (apparently) similar childhoods. I can relate.

Being such a big fan, I was disappointed when I couldn't make it to his mid-August shows in SF. And then I heard that he didn't show. Instead, an impostor donned the mask, lip-synced over two tracks, and took off. Worse, a friend in LA said he'd done it there the week before. Then reports started to stream in from more Doom-less dates.

Disappointed, I started searching the Intertron for news. The best report was from the Village Voice, which summarized everything I'd been able to learn via The Oracle.

"The first thing out of my mouth to my buddy was, 'Wow, that doesn't even look like him,' " says concertgoer Dan Schwab, a buyer for Adidas who flew down from Portland, Oregon, with his girlfriend to see the show. "He looked way skinnier—at least 30 or 40 pounds lighter than the guy I've seen before. The guy who was up onstage was just walking back and forth, doing a little bit of the 'rapper hands' action and giving high-fives."

Though unverified accounts of "fake" Doom shows have been swirling for a couple years, the critically beloved rapper usually does justice to his brilliant studio catalog in concert. Schwab, for one, says Doom's performance on the same stage two years earlier was one of the best he'd seen.

But this guy was a joke.

"I went up to the sound guy about two songs deep and said, 'No one can hear Doom's mic.' He looked at me and said straight-up, 'I know. His mic's not on, and that's not MF Doom.'"

No fun at all, and seemingly a slap in the face to fans and concert goers. But should fans have seen this coming? I mean, this is the same guy who "once said he planned to release an album called Impostor". Is Doom providing commentary on the state of the music industry, or on fandom, or on rapper as act as opposed to rapper as person?
In 2005, he even employed a double for a pair of photo shoots.

"He'd been calling our editor saying he wasn't feeling good and wasn't going to make it, but for the shoot he sent his hype man [Big Benn Kling-on] in the Doom mask," reports Scratch art director R. Scott Wells, referring to his magazine's story on The Mouse and the Mask, a full-length collaboration between Doom and the producer Danger Mouse. "The photographer didn't know any better, so he just went ahead and shot him. When we got the film back, we knew it wasn't Doom. Benn's a much bigger guy."

"I spoke to Doom, and he tried to tell me something to the effect of: It was a new persona he was experimenting with," says Jerry L. Barrow, who was Scratch's editor at the time. "He had some sort of justification for it, but to me it was really unprofessional." (The pictures were scrapped, and the magazine made light of the situation by running Photoshopped pictures of figures like Jessica Simpson and Saddam Hussein wearing the infamous mask.)

. . .

Doom appears to have performed the same stunt at Elemental Magazine, which he confirmed in a letter to the publication in late 2005. . . . [Doom] noted that several different actors, from Adam West to George Clooney, have played Batman. His note concludes, "In the world of hip-hop music on-the-other hand things might be considered even stranger although not at all unusual. When you have artists 'playing' themselves, pun intended while having someone else more qualified to write the story (beats and or rhymes). To each is owns, after all its just entertainment right?"

Even a 2003 NPR piece seems to foreshadow Doom's Wizard of Oz act:
Remember, even MF Doom, metal mask and all, is a created character. . . . According to the story that Doom tells, Viktor Vaughn is a scientist and a rapper who's traveling the cosmos looking for the best places to practice his art.

I'm left hoping that The Villain is pulling an Andy Kaufman. Based on the depth and genius of his body of work, I'd bet he's laughing at us, with us, and giving someone the metal finger right now. Hopefully he'll start performing again in the near future... in person this time. For now, I'll stick with Madvillainy and MM...Food?, and stay far away from his shows.

Monday, September 24, 2007

JD = no guarantee

According to an excellent report by the Wall Street Journal, law school graduates who are not in the top 10% of their class at all but the elite schools are having an increasingly difficult time finding work. Work that is found (outside of the big firms, of course) offers starting salaries more modest than in the past.

Evidence of a squeezed market among the majority of private lawyers in the U.S., who work as sole practitioners or at small firms, is growing. A survey of about 650 Chicago lawyers published in the 2005 book "Urban Lawyers" found that between 1975 and 1995 the inflation-adjusted average income of the top 25% of earners, generally big-firm lawyers, grew by 22% -- while income for the other 75% actually dropped.

To which I say cry me a river. The vast majority of law school graduates are still going to find quality work and earn a more-than-comfortable salary. What really caught my eye were these paragraphs:

[D]ebate is intensifying among law-school academics over the integrity of law schools' marketing campaigns. Defenders argue that the legal profession always has been openly and proudly a meritocracy: Top entrance-exam scores help win admittance to top schools where top students win jobs at top firms. Even the system that is used to issue law-school grades -- a curve that pits student against student -- reflects the law profession's competitiveness. . . . [The Dean of second-tier Loyola Law School] says it is problematic that big firms only interview the top of the class, "but that's the nature of the employment market; it's never been different."

. . .

"Prospective students need solid comparative data on employment outcomes, [but] very few law schools provide such data," adds Andrew Morriss, a law professor at the University of Illinois who has studied the market for new lawyers.

Students entering law school have little way of knowing how tight a job market they might face. The only employment data that many prospective students see comes from school-promoted surveys that provide a far-from-complete portrait of graduate experiences. Tulane University, for example, reports to U.S. News & World Report magazine, which publishes widely watched annual law-school rankings, that its law-school graduates entering the job market in 2005 had a median salary of $135,000. But that is based on a survey that only 24% of that year's graduates completed, and those who did so likely represent the cream of the class, a Tulane official concedes.

It often feels that my school has forgetten that Law School is a professional school. It's an investment, and our goal, as students, is to be prepared for and to land a job after we graduate. As an example, On Campus Interviews (OCI) are taking place right now, and the application process began in early August. Unbeknown to the majority of students, however, was the fact that our Office of Career Planning (OCP) is not as we left it in the Spring. Our entire staff (of 3, for 750 students) resigned, was released, or is on sabbatical. Upon returning this Fall, we found one new OCP attorney, with her Director not arriving until mid-September, long after OCI applications were due.

I'm sure there's an interesting back story here, and while we do seem to have upgraded our OCP staff, leaving students high and dry for OCI was a horrible means to that end. Some students at my school have lost out on interviews, quality internships, and possibly even jobs because Career Planning has not been enough of a priority for our administration. I can only hope that the positive reports I've heard and the positive acts I've seen from the newly hired staff marks a change in attitude at my law school.

For a larger discussion on the WSJ piece, see the WSJ Law Blog »

Free speech

Speaking of higher education, this sign was held up amidst the protesters opposing Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit to Columbia University today. Iran's President is in NYC to address the U.N., an international body whose mission is to work for peace and is committed to improving the lot of the world's poor by 2015. What's more, Ahmadinejad is the President and spokesman of a government whose greatest opposition has come, in recent years, from student protests. These protests were stopped by violence in 1999. What better way to push for openness and debate in Iran, for discussion and protest by students, than to lead by example?

Meanwhile, Stanford students are rightly up in arms over the conservative Hoover Institutes's appointment of Donald Rumsfeld as a visiting fellow. While Ahmadinejad is visiting for a couple of days, speaking at the UN and giving a speech to a major University, Rumsfeld is suddenly a part of the Stanford faculty. The Hoover Institute may be independently funded and therefore free to appoint whomever they want, but students and alumni need not be happy about it. The Stanford Daily has published some lovely sarcastic commentary.

(Update: A transcript of the President of Columbia's introductory, speech as well as the Q&A with Iran's President, is now available.)

On the myth of academic meritocracy

Jerome Karabel in his NY Times op-ed The New College Try:

The paucity of students from poor and working-class backgrounds at the nation’s selective colleges should be a national scandal. Yet the problem resides not so much in discrimination in the admissions process . . . as in the definition of merit used by the elite colleges. For by the conventional definition, which relies heavily on scores on the SAT, the privileged are the meritorious; of all students nationwide who score more than 1300 on the SAT, two-thirds come from the top socioeconomic quartile and just 3 percent from the bottom quartile.

Only a vigorous policy of class-based affirmative action that accounts for the huge class differences in educational opportunity has a chance of altering this pattern. This change should be accompanied by a fundamental re-examination of the very meaning of “merit.”

Is resilience in the face of deprivation a form of achievement? Should universities expect — and even demand — higher levels of achievement from applicants who have enjoyed every social and educational advantage? Does the emphasis on outstanding extracurricular accomplishments privilege already privileged students who have the time, the resources and the opportunities to display such accomplishments?

This field is Karabell's area of expertise. Says Slate, of his book The Chosen:
Karabel's ultimate goal in deconstructing merit is not, however, to vindicate affirmative action but to expose the hollowness of the central American myth of equal opportunity. The selection process at elite universities is widely understood as the outward symbol, and in many ways the foundation, of our society's distribution of opportunities and rewards. It thus "legitimates the established order as one that rewards ability and hard work over the prerogatives of birth." But the truth, Karabel argues, is very nearly the opposite: Social mobility is diminishing, privilege is increasingly reproducing itself, and the system of higher education has become the chief means whereby well-situated parents pass on the "cultural capital" indispensable to success. "Merit" is always a political tool, always "bears the imprint of the distribution of power in the larger society." When merit was defined according to character attributes associated with the upper class, that imprint was plain for all to see, and to attack, but now that elite universities reward academic skills theoretically attainable by all, but in practice concentrated among the children of the well-to-do and the well-educated, the mark of power is, like the admissions process itself, "veiled." And it is precisely this appearance of equal opportunity that makes current-day admissions systems so effective a legitimating device.

In his 2005 New Yorker article Getting In, Malcom Gladwell cites to The Chosen and expounds on how admissions directors at elite schools are primarily concerned, long term, with creating and maintaining a brand:
Social scientists distinguish between what are known as treatment effects and selection effects. The Marine Corps, for instance, is largely a treatment-effect institution. It doesn't have an enormous admissions office grading applicants along four separate dimensions of toughness and intelligence. It's confident that the experience of undergoing Marine Corps basic training will turn you into a formidable soldier. A modeling agency, by contrast, is a selection-effect institution. You don't become beautiful by signing up with an agency. You get signed up by an agency because you're beautiful.

At the heart of the American obsession with the Ivy League is the belief that schools like Harvard provide the social and intellectual equivalent of Marine Corps basic training—that being taught by all those brilliant professors and meeting all those other motivated students and getting a degree with that powerful name on it will confer advantages that no local state university can provide. Fuelling the treatment-effect idea are studies showing that if you take two students with the same S.A.T. scores and grades, one of whom goes to a school like Harvard and one of whom goes to a less selective college, the Ivy Leaguer will make far more money ten or twenty years down the road.

The extraordinary emphasis the Ivy League places on admissions policies, though, makes it seem more like a modeling agency than like the Marine Corps[.]
Ivy League admissions directors are in the luxury-brand-management business, and "The Chosen," in the end, is a testament to just how well the brand managers in Cambridge, New Haven, and Princeton have done their job in the past seventy-five years. . . . No good brand manager would sacrifice reputation for short-term gain. The admissions directors at Harvard have always, similarly, been diligent about rewarding the children of graduates, or, as they are quaintly called, "legacies." . . . Karabel calls the practice [of legacy admissions] "unmeritocratic at best and profoundly corrupt at worst," but rewarding customer loyalty is what luxury brands do. Harvard wants good graduates, and part of their definition of a good graduate is someone who is a generous and loyal alumnus. And if you want generous and loyal alumni you have to reward them.

Regarding law schools, Gladwell notes:
Most élite law schools, to cite another example, follow a best-students model. That's why they rely so heavily on the L.S.A.T. Yet there's no reason to believe that a person's L.S.A.T. scores have much relation to how good a lawyer he will be. In a recent research project funded by the Law School Admission Council, the Berkeley researchers Sheldon Zedeck and Marjorie Shultz identified twenty-six "competencies" that they think effective lawyering demands—among them practical judgment, passion and engagement, legal-research skills, questioning and interviewing skills, negotiation skills, stress management, and so on—and the L.S.A.T. picks up only a handful of them. A law school that wants to select the best possible lawyers has to use a very different admissions process from a law school that wants to select the best possible law students. And wouldn't we prefer that at least some law schools try to select good lawyers instead of good law students?

This search for good lawyers, furthermore, is necessarily going to be subjective, because things like passion and engagement can't be measured as precisely as academic proficiency. Subjectivity in the admissions process is not just an occasion for discrimination; it is also, in better times, the only means available for giving us the social outcome we want.

And discrimination is what I see every day when I look around at law school. My school clings to our tenuous position as one of the top-100 law schools in the nation. At the same time, we're also one of the most diverse law schools in the nation. While I commend our administration for being more inclusive than administrations at peer institutions, I still feel, everyday, that I'm surrounded by the wealthy and the privileged.

Most of my classmates have parents who, at minimum, have college educations, if not advanced degrees. A huge percentage - if not a majority then close to it - have parents who are lawyers and/or doctors. On balance, all of my classmates work hard, but very few know just how lucky they are, just how few get the opportunity to attend law school, how few would even deign to consider college an option for them. Even fewer of my classmates can imagine or would dare try to place themselves in the shoes of someone who has lived their whole life without the safety nets, the time, the opportunity, the support, the balance, the lack of stress that they, themselves have enjoyed.

Meritocracy is preached from start to finish in law school. "Work hard and you'll succeed" is the mantra. By inference, those who don't succeed fail because they're not working hard enough. If only the school/teachers/students/profession would recognize that mantra is only true in a protected space, on a balanced field. All too often, for the vast majority, hard work alone isn't enough.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Fun facts about the U.S. Register of Copyrights


Marybeth Peters is our Registrar of Copyrights. She's served as an employee in the Office of Copyrights for over 40 years, and took over as Register in 1994.

One of her most important tasks is to head up reviews of copyright law to ensure that it continues to operate fairly in the face of ever-changing technology. She is also required by law to oversee periodic reviews of anti-circumvention rules, most notably the DMCA, to decide whether it's necessary to specify narrow exemptions.

Regarding the DMCA, Ms. Peters is not a fan of the Safe Harbor found in Section 512. This section requires that copyright holders (Viacom, for example) notify hosts of content on the Internet (YouTube, to name one) before the host must take down copyrighted content that has been posted by users. Only if the host fails to respond to these requests can the host be liable for participating in copyright infringement.

The Safe Harbor is a cornerstone of Google's argument in fighting high-profile copyright lawsuits, including one brought by Viacom, against its YouTube subsidiary.

While an expert in arena of copyright law, Ms. Peters is a technology novice. She does not own a computer for personal use, and considers herself a Luddite.

Of the DMCA, she says:

Shouldn't you have to filter? Shouldn't you have to take reasonable steps to make sure illegal stuff that went up comes down? . . . I think there are some issues.

Happy 25th Birthday :-)

Twenty-five years ago, Carnegie Mellon University professor Scott E. Fahlman says, he was the first to use three keystrokes -- a colon followed by a hyphen and a parenthesis -- as a horizontal "smiley face" in a computer message. . . .

Fahlman posted the emoticon in a message to an online electronic bulletin board at 11:44 a.m. on September 19, 1982, during a discussion about the limits of online humor and how to denote comments meant to be taken lightly.

"I propose the following character sequence for joke markers: :-)," wrote Fahlman. "Read it sideways." [Full Story]

Friday, September 14, 2007

Metrics for creating fan support

(This short story became a long read - skip to the blockquotes if you want to get to the meat of this post.)

While living in New England, I became great friends with a temporarily transplanted Australian. A graduate of the Kennedy School, he'd fallen completely and irreparably for the Boston Red Sox (and yes, this was before they became a force, championss, and big spenders in the last few years).

That was the early 00's. Since then, my friend returned to Australia. I returned to San Francisco. Still the bond of our love for baseball and interest in the Sox keeps us talking. He got me hooked in to an eclectic group of baseball junkies - some are Bostonians, some went to the Kennedy School, and one is an Australian sports junkie. All love to talk Red Sox and baseball.

Over the last couple of weeks, discussion has been dominated by all things JD Drew. Is he killing the team? Should the fans support or boo? Should millionaire pro athletes be treated like professionals who get paid to do a job or like artists, who are sometimes temperamental and need to be coddled? Was Drew a wise signing? Should he benched for rookie phenom Jacob Ellsbury?

One of the Australians staunchly defended Drew. One of the Bostonian/Kennedy crowd argued that the fans should support Drew and all of the Sox... but outside of that limited support, the Australian was on his own.

After 75 or so emails, the conversation had devolved from researched criticism and insightful debate to little more than name calling. The Australian then said the following:

I reckon there’s a difference between cursing the f*ck out someone for botching a dp or letting a dribbler roll through his legs (ie for f*cks SAKE Lugo, it’s not that hard to throw at Youkilis) and booing someone in the on deck circle in the bottom of the first before his first at bat. There’s pretty much only 1 player on the Sox I hate, in Mirabelli, but I’m not booing the dude when he’s announced on the Fenway jumbotron.

Managers should be booed though. They suck. Actually, I once met Wendell Kim and I wanted to punch him in the throat.

And that got me thinking. We'd reached an impasse and still failed to settle our dispute... but why? Then I hit upon a solution, a strong way to at least articulate my point of view, even if it still failed to convince our holdout. My reply?
Punch Wendell Kim in the throat? He's my all time favorite 3rd base coach! Was with the Giants forever, and always ran out to his position. Fantastic, and very noticeable to myself and all of my friends when we were growing up.

And I think that's part of the point. Baseball's a game, and I like to at least try to approach watching the game in the same way as I did when I was a kid. My understanding is more sophisticated now, but I still want to see the same qualities in players that led me to favorites as a kid if I'm going to root for them now - talent, skill, hustle, smarts, heart, leadership, selflessness, style and a smile.

JD only clearly exhibits 1 and 2 on a daily basis (or at least he did before this year). 3-5 are up for debate. 6-9 are lacking entirely.

That's really it. When I think of all of the players I've loved over the years, in any sport, they all score well on this metric. Score well and one player alone is enough for me to tune in. Score poorly, and I, as a fan, would be happier if the team I root for traded you.

(Update:) The Sports Guy has written an article about just this subject. About Sox fans booing Drew, The Sports Guy says:
I believe a player should be booed by the home crowd for four reasons only: 1) a noticeable lack of effort, 2) an indefensibly dumb mistake, 3) if the coach keeps stupidly trotting him out in big spots (in which case the expressed displeasure is for the decision, not the player) and 4) if he happens to be named Tim Thomas or J.D. Drew.

Full Article »

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Black Crusaders put Kiva.org out of business(es)


Amazing! The power of Dr. Cosby and the Black Crusaders is unfathomable.

Due to a recent surge in support ignited by viewers of the Oprah Winfrey Show and readers of President Clinton's newly released book Giving, there is currently a shortage of businesses in need of loans. The Kiva.org staff and our Field Partners are working overtime to get more businesses on the website. In the meantime, thank you for your patience!

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Giuliani Stays On Message

"For me every day is an anniversary of Sept. 11," Giuliani said after reviewing emergency response equipment at the Pinellas Sheriff's Office with Attorney General Bill McCollum and Sheriff Jim Coats. "If we don't talk about Sept. 11, you can't prepare to try to avoid another Sept. 11."

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Insulted by a Bushie... again

Says C...

Oh please - how insulting to the 36.5 million people living in poverty in the U.S. - a number just released in a report by the US Census Bureau on Tuesday.

According to the recent newsies:

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, who is battling cancer, announced his resignation today, 16 months before the end of the Bush presidency. Snow, 52, two weeks ago finished chemotherapy treatments to fight a recurrence of colon cancer. He cited financial reasons for his departure and said his health is good. Snow is paid $168,000, much less than he made in his previous job as a television commentator. Married with three children, he said he took out a loan to work at the White House and the money has run out.

He recently told Hugh Hewitt: "I'm not going to be able to go the distance, but that's primarily for financial reasons," Mr. Snow said. "I've told people when my money runs out, then I've got to go."

Thursday, August 2, 2007

House Elf 1, Rummy 0

"After Rumsfeld joked any DoD press strategy for Tillman wouldn't have been good, Kucinich retorted, 'Well you know maybe it was very good because you actually covered up the Tillman case for awhile, you covered up the Jessica Lynch case, you covered up Abu Ghraib, so something was working for you.'"

Link (via Reddit)

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Red the Puppetmaster

I got to thinking about the KG to the Celtics deal, and realized that there must be more there than meets the eye.

McHale, as Bill Simmons has stated, is a Celtic forever.

My hypothesis? This is a long-term conspiracy, planned out by Red. McHale isn't a horrible GM, but instead was just doing his master's bidding.

The final piece of Red's diabolical plan has Larry Bird, the greatest player he ever coached, making a bunch of bad trades (see: last season's trade with the Warriors) until Jermaine O'Neal gets so angry he demands a trade. Bird will then send O'Neal to Boston for Perkins, an expiring contract (after Boston signs PJ Brown for $20M for two years before this season) draft picks and a big ol' trade exception after next season.

Starting 5 for the 2008-2009 Season:
Rondo, Jesus, Pierce, KG, O'Neal

I can just picture Red, smiling down from the Heavens, cigar in hand...

[Update: My friend e translated to Harry Potter terms: Red as Dumbledore and McHale as Snape. I guess that would make Danny Ainge Harry, and Bird... I don't know, maybe Mad Eye? Hagrid? For more on the ramifications of the KG trade, see TrueHoop's Handicapping the New East.]

[Update #2: The Bulls never had a chance for Garnett, who was either staying in Minnesota or going to Boston, because Timberwolves GM Kevin McHale played for the Celtics and wanted to hook up his good friend, Boston boss Danny Ainge. McHale could have gotten more for Garnett.]

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Fun Facts About Guantanamo

From This American Life: Habeas Schmabeas 2007 (Transcript)

  • 5% of detainees were caught/arrested by U.S. troops.
  • 8% are classified by the Pentagon as Al-Qaeda fighters.
  • Officials polled estimate that out of 600 detained men, 1-2 dozen could give info about Al-Qaeda.
  • 86% of prisoners were handed over by Pakistan or the Northern Alliance in exchange for a bounty offered by the U.S., often in the range of $5,000-$10,000 USD. More was offered for Al-Qaeda, less for Taliban, more for leaders either way.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Emperor (not King), a sweater & sushi

Best. Lawyer bio. Ever. Under awards, Kevin notes that he was Oakwood Elementary School's "Boy of the Year".

Kevin, a Shareholder practicing in Otten Johnson's real estate group, was raised by penguins following a childhood boating accident. He graduated magna cum laude from Colby College, where he learned that not all issues can be reduced to black or white. He received his law degree from Boston University, which he attended on a full football scholarship through an administrative error. Thereafter, he worked for four years as an associate at a large law firm in New York, where he once rode an elevator to the top of the Empire State Building. He lectures frequently to his children on a variety of subjects. He enjoys swimming and fishing, despite the painful memories.
[Thanks to Jim for this gem.]

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Nice chip-in!

I've been into Wii Sports Golf lately. The game is way too short (only 9 holes!?!) and feels like a demo*, but is still soothing. I pulled in a 3-under yesterday, and actually yelled out loud when I chipped in from the rough for a birdie.

Talk about thrilling... I tried out Resident Evil 4 last weekend at a friend's place. Wow. What a game! Scary and thrilling and creepy and challenging all at once. His fiance and the girlfriend were watching, and they starting screaming and shouting out for whoever was playing to "turn around" or "blow up that guy"... lots of fun. I'm thinking I might need to get it soon, but will wait at least until the last Harry Potter book is history.

Speaking of Harry Potter, the motion controls look fun (use the Wiimote as a wand), but aside from the mediocre reviews, there is really only one key reason behind my decision not to buy the game.

And back to games in my future (woohoo - segway #3!). I plan on buying Mario Strikers Charged when it comes out at the end of the month. Online play, here I come! I'm also considering getting Alien Syndrome - looks like revamped old-school, co-op, blow-stuff-up style fun. Other than that, the only games strongly on my Wii-dar are Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Super Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart (next year, but yes!) and probably either Tiger Woods 2008 or Super Swing Golf 2. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption looks gorgeous, but I'm still in denial about the lack of online play.

[* A friend told me last week that the 9 holes for Wii golf are 3d versions of the the original, 2d, NES Golf, where they were the back 9. Who knew? He did, that's who - an addict for all things golf.]

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

More than meets the eye


Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."

Full Letter >>

Monday, June 25, 2007

Universal Mag-No-Watch


I've been a huge Mos Def fan since I heard his Universal Magnetic single way back in the mid-90s. Black Star, with Talib Kweli, and his first release, Black on Both Sides, are two of my favorite cds all-time. Smart. Conscious. Clean. Tight. Mos practices what he preaches, and seems consistent in his professional choices. We actually learned that he was playing only a couple days before, when he took over a local radio station and gave a fantastic interview. Take home messages: Black Thought is the untouchable, reigning king of emcees, and radio and video are tools of the old industry - digital technology has made the middle man obsolete.

I rarely see live shows, but was excited when I went with a few friends to see The Mighty Mos Def at Mezzanine last night. Sold out show in a solid, medium sized venue. Solid crowd in attendance. Doors opened at 9pm, and all bars in SF must close by 2am. A work night, we figured he wouldn't get there till 10:30 or so, but when midnight rolled around and he still hadn't shown, the crowd began to get a bit restless. A guy standing in front of me had taken CalTrain into the city for the show. His plan had been to catch an hour or so of the show, then head back on the last train. Instead, the poor, devoted guy got to hear one song.

The show itself, once it finally got started, was fantastic. Mos didn't play as many of his older songs as I'd have liked, but he made up for that by playing some of his works in progress. Even better, he focused on and rapped over long stretches of the original jazz and soul tracks sampled for his music. Tremendous.

I guess rappers don't invest in watches. Hopefully, Mos will spend his watch money to give the DJ a raise. With no opening act and no updates before Mos' arrival, kid earned it.

Definition Video (one of my favorites)

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

You'll never defeat my Praying Mantis style!

C's (red) friend and former co-worker cyk (brown) stayed with us over the weekend. They were comrades-in-arms, C more senior than cyk and playing the big sis role, until the end. They hit a speed bump and were able to move on, as happens between friends.

We'd never met, though she and C worked closely together and talked to each other nearly every day. The work/life divide is a strange one. We spend our most productive hours with people who are generally segregated from the rest of our life, the key portion that we consider "ours". This isn't a new phenomenon; I know I'm not offering some brilliant insight. Yet I'll always find it odd that the split is so strong. I know of C's co-workers only as vague ideas associated to names. Some of them know of me as an abstract distraction that sometimes keeps C from her work, or maybe as a recurring character in various chapters of C's "what I did last weekend" story. This split isn't universal, but it's certainly true for most people. Those who can bridge the gap often become the most cherished type of friends. Luckily, I've been able to a meet and make a few over the years.

I developed a nasty case of post-surgery cabin fever this weekend, so I wasn't my usual, welcoming self. Fortunately, I had was able to offer the Wii in my stead. cyk was a natural and proved to be a formidable opponent, especially when boxing. Actually, when boxing, cyk would better be described as some sort of beast of raging fury. She used this weird praying mantis style... I'm not sure exactly what she was doing, but she did dole out the business!

We all ate out a bunch and she and c took a trip to the East Bay and the Scharffen Berger factory to sample their sweet delights. A huge fan of all things chocolate, I think this was the highlight of cyk's visit.

Have fun wandering around Boston for a couple more weeks, and best of luck in DC. The EPA is lucky to have you.

Friday, June 15, 2007

Minor cut-up


Had surgery on my left knee yesterday. A scope and cleanup - I think it went pretty well. Some observations...

  1. The procedure was done at the Presidio Surgical Center (PSC). Despite the name, it isn't located in the Presidio. It's also nowhere near the hospital where my doctor's office is located. Tricky, no?
  2. The PSC has a funny setup to minimize liability. They only provide equipment, space and support - all of the doctors are independent contractors otherwise unaffiliated with the Center. Because of this formal separation, even though it feels like a standard hospital to the patient, if something goes wrong during surgery, the patient will have no claim against the PSC (which has a lot of assets) and will only be able to sue the doctor. This is true even though the doctors can be part owners of the PSC... very sneaky.
  3. The ceiling panels at the PSC are the modular type, common in hospitals. After every five or so panels, however, the standard grey panel is replaced by a backlit photo of a blue sky with white, fluffy clouds. Amazing what a difference a small change like this can make. These few panels made the otherwise standard hospital space feel much more open and relaxed. Imagine what will happen when thin LCDs get so cheap that they can be used instead - the Hogwart's dining room roof will be a reality!
  4. Didn't need much Vicodin - the good doctor did an excellent job - which is a good thing. Turns out that Vicodin knocks me the hell out. Instantly. An off switch in pill form. Good to know.
  5. I had to initial a form stating that if my insurance company didn't cover the cost of crutches I would be responsible for payment. For $30 crutches after a $4,000 procedure. Some insurance policies will cover the surgery but not the crutches. Yeah. Our health care system is in great shape.
  6. My knee wrap looks like something Barry Bonds would wear if he were a mummy. Much better than a cast though, so no complaints from me.
Two more days with the crutches and then it's back to my own two feet again...